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"Fabulous Storytelling" Mick Herron

I have been writing and publishing books on a variety of topics since my bestselling Angry White Pyjamas came out in 1997. Other bestsellers include Red Nile, a biography of the River Nile. In total I have written 15 mainstream books translated into 16 languages. The include creative non-fiction, novels, memoir, travel and self-help. My publishers include Harper Collins, Picador, Penguin and Hachette. I have won several awards including two top national prizes- the Somerset Maugham literary award and the William Hill sportsbook of the Year Award. I have also won the Newdigate Prize for poetry- one of the oldest poetry prizes in the world; past winners include Oscar Wilde, James Fenton and Fiona Sampson.

A more recent success was Micromastery, published by Penguin in the US and the UK as well as selling in eight other countries.

Micromastery is a way of learning new skills more efficiently. I include these methods when I coach people who want to improve as writers. If that's you, go to the section of this site titled I CAN HELP YOU WRITE. I have taught creative writing in schools and universities but I now find coaching and editing is where I can deliver the most value. In the past I have taught courses in both fiction and memoir at Moniack Mhor, the former Arvon teaching centre in Scotland.

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Wednesday
Dec292010

luck and determination

"Luck usually sides with the more determined party."

George Hourani Arab Seafaring

Why should this be so- because it is easily observable in everyday life? I suspect that the more determined you are the more open your are to any option. You mimic therefore extreme flexibility. A lack of determination might be characterised as an unwillingness to pursue certain options. The more flexible you are the more options you have- and therefore the 'luckier' you appear. Determination can suggest a certain fanaticism. But it could also be, in the absence of any observably pushy behaviour, the pursuit of extreme flexibility backed up solely by an unwillingness to give up.

Tuesday
Dec282010

be a hare not a tortoise

This fable by Aesop drummed into all of us that the slow and steady guy wins the race. It’s taken me a while but I now think it’s nonsense. Slow and steady is what a machine does, a worker on a chaingang, a slave on a plantation. Slow and steady has to be at it ALL THE TIME to be in any way productive. That old tortoise has to work nights, bring home a briefcase stuffed full of things that are far from briefly dealt with. The tortoise suits the system because he’s like a machine you can rely on, set your clock by. Unfortunately he’s killing himself through inhuman activity. By trying to make himself into a donkey, or a machine.

I don’t mean do nothing. The hare runs very very fast when he runs. Humans can be super productive when engaged and working at full steam. They just can’t do it for ever. They need to work in bursts. When you take a hare and make him behave like a tortoise you get a bored dysfunctional worker.

Human beings, as Nicholas Taleb has recently taken to commenting, are best at bursts. You run after a woolly mammoth. You get highly stressed and excited- for a few minutes- then you settle down to a big feast. You don’t spend eight hours a day killing mammoths. Agriculture was the start of turning men into machines- well the halfway product- donkeys- toiling away- as donkeys do in those revolving water wheels of yesteryear- day in day out, hour in hour out.

I towed a boat up 1600 miles of wild Canadian river. For the last 200 we alternated 45 minutes fully ‘on’- one person towing like crazy, the other two in the boat guiding it, with an hour and a half in the boat resting effectively. It was far more productive than the slow and steady towing we had practised previously where basically we trudged along because the rest time equalled the towing time rather than exceeded it. When rest time exceeds exertion time you feel fully energised and really go hell for leather. I remember many years ago when I sold life insurance- briefly- I could never get out of the house before 4pm. But all that hanging around seemed to get me psyched up and ready to make lots of cold calls. If I’d started earlier I’d have made less calls overall.

Books are always the better for being written in a blast, or a series of blasts than a long trudge.

A burst is a relative term- relative to the rest time used to balance it. You could work for three months- then take a month off. But if you knew you'd have three months rest instead of one you'd work even harder.

Amundsen raced for the pole in a series of bursts- because this is how sledge dogs perform best. If you try and make a slog of it they get- guess what? Bored- just like Scott and pals did on their epic trudge. Amundsen’s men had rest days budgeted in- one every seven- but he moved even during a  storm when it wasn’t a rest day. Scott had no rest days- except he often didn’t move during storms- so he rested, kind of, but derived less benefit from it.

Life is the better lived between waves you create- with highs and lows YOU CHOOSE rather than the highs and lows that come upon us when we attempt to live like machines or dull donkeys.

We need a lot of ‘nothing time’, downtime, recovery time. Or maybe it should just be ‘different time’. If you spend a month writing a book spend a month walking a long distance path (at varying speeds and with rest days…)

Tennis players spend more time between shots than making shots. The top players are those who handle the downtime better, who use the ‘between shot’ time as recovery time. Ever seen the Hustler? Fast Eddie having a shave and putting a clean shirt on in the toilet between shots- defeats the constantly table-watching Paul Newman.

The better soldiers are those who can sleep anytime anyplace.

If you have a very rigorous schedule with recovery time built in you can be a mechanical hare - like those ones that get chased by real greyhounds. But it beats being an unmechanical tortoise every time.

Of course it’s very easy to con yourself that you need loads of recovery time and instead you just get lazy. To guard against that get into the idea of WAR on the STEADY STATE. In other words become someone who creates WAVES in your life. If you are doing nothing balance it by doing a lot. Don’t ask yourself ‘what should I be doing now?’ Instead ask, ‘Where am I on the wave? Am I in the trough recovering or am I riding it?’

If you’re not riding a wave- RIGHT NOW- then ask why not? Maybe you need some recovery time, down time.

Tortoises don’t win races they just move slowly. Hares win races because they run fast, then rest, then run fast again. Tortoises also lug a great big shell on their backs. They have no choice in the matter. We’re luckier.

My Chinese astrological sign is Year of the Hare. I’m going to run with it.

Tuesday
Dec282010

get tough the athletic way

Successful athletic coaches Vince Lombardi and James Counsilman implemented the following code to great effect. Their belief was that consistently practicing outward control, leads to a better ability to perform under pressure- which is the key skill of any athlete.

Never show weakness on the outside.

Never to talk negatively.

Never to whine or complain.

To think positively.

To look energetic and confident at all times.

To follow a precise way of thinking and acting after making mistakes.

Monday
Dec202010

how to learn about cars

1. get an old banger with a conventional engine- not too many electronics

2. start cleaning the engine

3. lie under the car and clean from that side too.

4. using a manual identify the parts

5. fix or replace what needs fixing or replacing.

We learn by looking, by being aware. Cleaning something is a great way to start awareness. You notice all kinds of things you might miss otherwise. The obsession with cleaning things in the navy is due to this reason- a constant way of monitoring wear and tear and teaching young sailors about their ship.

 

Friday
Dec172010

higher emotions

Maybe the higher emotions are wonder and awe.

Wednesday
Dec152010

what world do you live in?

First World citizen: a lovely fellow, though a tad greedy, arrogant and strangely nervous, a resource depleter with optional guilt- need a flush toilet or you’ll die holding it in.

Second World citizen: more resourceful and cheerful than a first worlder, though still trying to be one- by the creative method of simply making more things and more pollution. Able to use a squat loo but envy those with a flusher.

Third World Citizen: Wonderful folk mired in traditional practices while the elite steal from everyone. At home with the miraculous. At least able to take a shit in the bush.

Fourth World Citizen: Have no national allegiances, can originate anywhere but see yourself on a permanent journey, usually a few hang-ups about not fitting in; determined to show no guilt, capable of living in a mud hut or a penthouse suite, an eye out for the miraculous, can shit anywhere; usually hard-up, but can be rich in experiences and skills.

Saturday
Dec112010

three life rules

Turn up: you're already 50% there.

Turn up cheerful: you're 75% there.

Turn up cheerful and don't keep making the same mistakes repeatedly: you're 100% there.